All hell break loose, the rage doth
Send me sweating all over my body
I stink from both the front and back
Like thunder and lightning
The rage inside of me starts
To smolder like fire
The embers break through my pants
The embers break through my pants
To my own horror
Out with resounding bang
Just you wait, you rub-down Scapin (1)
I'm gonna give you an enema
And with turpentine
Smear your large ass
You wiggling junk of carrion
I'm gonna flagellate you
And crush you like a bug
And crush you like a bug
I'm gonna prick a hole
Into your four-bucket-barrell
Should you nut-biter dare to
Steal my darling from me
Wait, fatty, for this I shall
Louse you with my truncheon (2)
I'd dash you black and blue (3)
You Accursed blood (4)
If I but had my rifle
If I but had my rifle
Then, oh you...
I'd simply impale you
Just like a wild boar
Should you nut-biter dare to
Steal my darling from me
Wait, fatty, for this I shall
Louse you with my truncheon
I'd dash you black and blue
You accursed blood
If I but had my rifle
If I but had my ri-ri-ri-rifle
I'd simply impale you
Just like a wild boar