Night looms heavy over Darkmoor Castle
Sir Henry reads the Financial Times
The tower clock spookily strikes twelve times
The butler is off until one o'clock
As almost silently a shadow slips through the door
In the flickering light of the lamp
And descends upon Sir Henry who ceases to live
And who takes his secret to his grave
It was the gardener who was the killer again
And he's already planning his next crime
It's always the gardener who is the killer
And he mercilessly
Mercilessly
Mercilessly strikes
At Maigret's, for two hours
An elevator has been constantly blocked
Inspector Dupont is missing
The elevator is being repaired
As silently the door to the shaft opens
A voice is heard laughing derisively
Inspector Dupont was hit by a bullet in the elevator
The public health officer points out: "Exitus"
It was the gardener who was the killer again
And he's already planning his next crime
It's always the gardener who is the killer
And he mercilessly
Mercilessly
Mercilessly strikes
By the Southern harbour embankment
An assistant lighthouse keeper was recently murdered
Inspector van Dyke, always jumping to conclusions
Has three suspects in his sight:
The innkeeper by the watergate, for she's cross-eyed and walks with a limp
The ship captain who, shipwrecked, drowns in rum
The pilot who pretends he's Napoleon
But van Dyke is wrong, none of the three was the culprit
It was the gardener who was the killer again
And he's already planning his next crime
It's always the gardener who is the killer
And he mercilessly
Mercilessly
Mercilessly strikes
The immensely wealthy heiress of Manster
Lives on the fifteenth floor
Where she's sleeping with the window open
Big Ben is striking two o'clock
Ever so softly the wind is blowing through the drapes
A flat black steel barrel pointed at the heiress
A loud shriek tears through the air
That must have been that evil gardener again
It was the gardener who was the killer again
And he's already planning his next crime
It's always the gardener who is the killer
And he mercilessly
Mercilessly
Mercilessly strikes
In his greenhouse in the garden
There's a man standing in his green apron
The gardener is mixing different kinds
Of poison against vine lice
The gardener is singing and whistling and laughing whimsically
His hedge clipper sparkles and shines
Scythe, spade and hunting rifle set up on the wall
As a murdering hand strangles him from behind
For the killer was actually the butler
Who struck mercilessly
It is always the butler who is the killer
And every day
And every day
And every day you learn something new