Der lustige Tagedieb [English translation]

Today I won't go to work

I'd rather stay at home in bed

I can't understand the other people

Why grafting away? It's so nice at home

Today I won't go to work

I'd rather stay at home in bed

I can't understand the other people

Why grafting away? It's so nice at home

I'll stay in front of my TV all day long

And won't do anything that'll get me to sweat (aaaah)

Today I won't go to work

I'd rather stay at home in bed

Today I'll skive without feeling embarrassed about it at all

Whoever doesn't understand this can bugger off

Whoever wants to be plugging away can go ahead and grieve

I am sorry but I don't give a fuck

I won't ever go back to my work

I'll stay at home and do whatever I please

And if the world falls apart

I don't give a damn about all the money

'cause I'd rather stay here in my bed

Where I really like it

I drink a drink and eat an eat [sic]*

And sing lalala...

Today I'll skive without feeling embarrassed about it at all

Whoever doesn't understand it is a poor wretch (oh yes)

Today I won't go to work

I think tomorrow I won't go either

Ha, I think tomorrow I won't go either

Why should I ever go back to work in my life ever again if it's so so much nicer at home in my bed?