Der Kurier [English translation]

One night, she called for me

we met at the bed chamber

"Take this letter, dearer courier,

and save me from my disgrace!"

I hied, no, I skimmed away

addressed to an old blacksmith.

He read the letter and tears flowed.

He held his sides of laughing.

"What's funny?", I asked thunderously,

the blacksmith however didn't say a word.

He smiled and gave me a key,

and sent me away with it.

I rode back to the queen,

man, she was happy when she saw

that I brought this key to her,

but then her expression turned...

I am the queen's courier.

I am the courier!

Whatever she needs

I may bring to her, I may bring to her!

I am the queen's courier

and even if it's the last thing I'll do.

I'll pave the way for her -

here and now and always.

She took off all her clothes in front of me,

she went to the full monty.

When she exposed herself, it dawned on me

the reason for this endeavor

and her hips swang terrifically.

A horrible lingerie.

A chastity belt - a glance of imminence -

the key fits into the lock.

"Release me from this thing!",

she ordered impatiently,

"Still have to go somewhere today,

as long as the king isn't here!"

The lock bursts open and she vanishes,

laughing in relief into the night.

Problem solved - with little things

I often brought her luck.

I am the queen's courier.

I am the courier!

Whatever she needs

may I bring to her, may I bring to her!

I am the queen's courier

and even if it's the last thing I'll do.

I pave the way for her -

here and now and always.

I rendered her quite a few services,

I delivered quite a few messages.

The love letter to the young miller,

who then immediately spent the night

in the queen's canopy bed.

Man, I secretly laughed a lot

when she, after almost nine moons,

gave birth to the "king's son".

Let it be how it may be and how it is.

I contain myself,

as long as the beautiful queen

stands by me once a week.

I am the queen's courier.

I am the courier!

Whatever she needs

may I bring to her, may I bring to her!

I am the queen's courier

and even if it's the last thing I'll do.

I pave the way for her -

here and now and always.