Der Frauenflüsterer [English translation]

I've been on a course

And now I can finally understand women

The course is pretty booked up

But it's worth going

Women rarely say what they mean

And that can be quite tricky for the man

I always used to be clueless but that's over

Because now I can read between the lines

When she says: "Get lost, you prick!"

That means she likes me

When she says: "You're still here!"

She really means: I want to have your baby

We often used to talk past each other

I nodded endlessly

But it was all a sham

Women often feel like they aren't understood

And love's not a game to them

Because women invented communication

And we men only invested the bicycle valve

When she says: "Get lost, you idiot!"

It's an unambiguous proposition

When she says: "You're really abhorrent!"

You can consider yourself fucked

When she says: "The police are on their way!"

That means she is crazy for you

When she complains: "Oh no, not you again!"

Then I know she's hot for Farin U

Hello ladies, what Farin thinks has long been clear

But you have no idea

He's not as he seems,

He never says what he really means

And that's why we're giving you our warning:

When he says: "Hello, how are you?"

That means he wants to sleep with you

When he asks you: "Say, what time is it?"

That means he wants to sleep with you

When he says: "I read Brecht!"

That means he wants to sleep with you

When he complains: "The world is bad!"

That means he wants to sleep with you

When he asks you: "Do you know Bremerhaven?"

That means he wants to sleep with you

When he says: "I don't want to sleep with you!"

That means he wants to sleep with you

When he says: "Ooh, your grandma is nice!"

That means he wants to sleep with you

When he says: "Yeah, she's too fat for me!"

That means he wants to sleep with you

When he says: "You have such beautiful hands!"

That means he wants to sleep with you

When he says: "The song is over now"

That means the song is over

That means the song is over

The song is over

Now!