I haven't made the rules
Says the host in front of his bar
Those idiots in the parliament
They are all just crazy
I tell you this is no way to have a business
And I am the only customer
Lets smoke a cigarette inside, man
That's all total rubish
Welcome to the competition
Who is the biggest idiot
Is he the idiot or is he the idiot who follows the idiot
You were skintight slim fit jeans
From the latest fashion designer
Even if it barely dresses you
One tends to wear everything two sizes too small these days
A Porsche tailgates on the left track
You drive slowly with an intention
This is the way to be send to hell easily
You'll both arrive there at the same time