Denk an die Kinder [English translation]

Don't look away when bad things are happening

Since recently I spend my vacation in Denmark again

Close to tears, I drive a ugly used car again

I thought you grow with your expenses

But if the trends overtake us

We celebrities are life-threatened

If a TV show wants to promote me for once

I have to eat kangaroo testicles despite the bad ratings (Bah!)

And so I stuff my big chimney with unsold copies of my biography

I slapped the last paparazzi in the face

He snaps a shot of the beach where i lay, he didn't recognize me

It's time that I'm allowed to go to the V.I.P. lodges again

Furthermore I have to pay the instalments for my speedboat

So I have to generate as much likes as possible

Without losing time and I already know how

Think about the children, dadada

Go, think about the children, dadada

Go, think about the children, thinking doesn't hurt

Think about the children, donate a "Oh dear"

Think about the children, finally on CD

Go, think about the children, dadada

We stars have it hard because everyone waits

For us to say something wrong - Hashtag Hangman

Yes okay, I understand that no TV host likes me

Since my selfie of the rhinoceros hunting

But why do I have to take critism

As the face of Monsanto?

Maybe because after each of my drinking sessions my image suffers damage

As if one would draw a penis on Da Vinci's Last Supper

I got no applause from the tabloid press for my latest "hit" in the shitface of my wife

It's obvious why people don't love me anymore

Because I was evading taxes under the influence of alcohol

I was imprisoned because of dancing

With a tinder teen but I smirk meanly

Because I regain your sympathy

With a trick that always works

Think about the children, dadada

Go, think about the children, dadada

Go, think about the children, thinking doesn't hurt

Think about the children, donate a "Oh dear"

Think about the children, finally on CD

Go, think about the children, dadada

(¹Xavier Naidoo:) And they think about you too

(²Marius Müller-Westernhagen:) They are still so small

(³Udo Lindenberg:) Think about the children and I don't mean the chocolate

(Xavier Naidoo:) What are you talking about?

(⁴Milky Chance:) And you know I think about the children all night long

(⁵Peter Brugger (Sportfreunde Stiller):) 1, 2, 3, 4 small children

(⁶Herbert Grönemeyer:) Oh, children are so fragile

(⁷Jan Delay:) Yeah, Yeah

(Herbert Grönemeyer:) Children are irreplaceable in this world

(Jan Delay:) Call me "Father Theresa"

(⁸Till Lindemann (Rammstein):) And sing so that your conscience will get pure

(Peter Brugger (Sportfreunde Stiller):) They need our support

(⁹Philipp Poisel:) How is a children supposed to endure this?

(Marius Müller-Westernhagen:) Think about the children, dadada

(¹°Bill Kaulitz (Tokio Hotel):) We were young too, think about us too

(Herbert Grönemeyer:) They can't defend themselves

(¹¹Helge Schneider:) Even I think about this sometimes, lalala

(Herbert Grönemeyer:) It's a matter of life and death, about my record