Denglisch [English translation]

Oh Lord, Please give me my language back,

I long for peace and a little bit of happiness.

Let us still understand one word in this difficult time,

Open our hearts make the brain sufficient.

I was running to the train station and was a little bit too late:

On my new Swatch was already almost after eight.

I looked for the bathroom, but I found only a“McClean”,

I needed more (urgently) a train schedule for a ticket to Berlin.

Kids sat outside and had Fun with a Joint.

I looked for an information desk, but there was only one Service Point.

My train has unfortunatley left – the trip I could call off.

But I at least wanted to eat chicken, but they gave me only McChicken

You tried to, tell me, but my response turned you off

You say, that I urgently needed a Wellness-Weekend

You say, I came back into the Flow with Good Vibrations.

You say, I need Energy. And I think:”So says you.”

Instead of getting news I get the Infotainment-Flash.

I long for money, but it doesn’t give me Cash.

when Communicating I feel more uncertain/unsafe than ever

not even a body guard can help me here.

Literally - Because I’m not a good Bodyguard. I need Security!

Oh Lord, Please give me my Language back,

I long for Peace and a little bit of happiness.

Let us still understand one word in this difficult time,

Open our hearts, make the brains sufficient.

I want the coffee-shop Kaffeehaus to be at the top

or that in the car accident the Air bag opens,

And it would be nice if we called a Bodybuilder Muskel-Mäster (muscle-builder)

And if only Nordic Walkers would walk/run around the countryside.

Oh Lord, please help,because my Language makes me Stressed,

I long for Peace and a bit of Happiness.

Help us, that we understand in this difficult time,

open our Hearts and make the brains sufficient.

Oh Lord, please give me my Language back,

I fight the crisis here for a while, one (can see), it has no effect.

Let us still understand a word, it's getting on my nerves

And give, that “Microsoft” soon again is called “Kleinweich”

Yes, that it is called “Kleinweich”(littlesoft)….