Deadpool vs Deadshot lyrics

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Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to another exciting round 

Of the Cartoon Beatbox Battles.

Last time on Cartoon Beatbox battles, things got a little messy 

With Patrick and Goofy. 

Goofy's performance was a little clumsy, 

But he was still able to showcase some impressive dance moves,

All while dissing his opponent at the same time.

But Patrick, almost forgetting his routine, has displayed some very...

Unique beatboxing skills, throwing up at the end of his performance.

You guys voted, and Patrick will be going on to the next round.

Heh heh...Does this mean I get to order now?

This...this is not a restaurant, Patrick, I don't have any food.

But I do! Here you go, Patrick!

Thanks, SpongeBob!

Alright, both you guys, go, go sit over there.

Ooh, comfy.

Hi, how you doin'? 

I am Groot.

Today's battle is between another two characters that have 

A lot of similarities. They are both vigilantes, assassins, 

And they're both wanted.

But - I'm - not going to tell anyone. Okay.

In this corner, weighing 210 pounds and a height of 6 foot 2 inches, 

He loves chimichangas and has a superhuman healing factor, 

Which means you can cut off his butt and he'll just grow a new one. 

Today we have Deadpool!

He hoo, I'm famous! Hey, hello, I'm sorry, can you give me one second?

Okay....

Hey, SpongeBoob!

Uh, it's SpongeBob.

Uh-huh, whatever. Uhh, you think you can hook me up with a chimichanga? 

I'm a little hungry.

Uh.....

Aw come on, I've seen your show and everything, "I'm ready, I'm ready."

I say the same thing when I'm about to get busy, if you know what I mean. 

Deadpool!

Alright, alright. Don't forget about that chimichanga.

Uh...Patrick, Patrick...Patrick! Patrick, what's a chimichanga?

Uh, it sounds like some kind of chimney.

Hmmm....

In this corner, weighing 202 pounds, and a height of 6 foot 1 inches, 

With a closet full of high tech weapons, and being a master marksman, 

It's no wonder why he was given his new nickname, 

Today we have Deadshot!

Whassup man. You need somebody taken out?

Uh, no, no, I'm good, I'm good.

I'm just sayin' man, I could take out your boss, lawyers, 

Bullies, all for a good price. 

Uh, no, no, I'm good, I'm good.

Well, think about it, think about it. Here's my card.

Let me see that. Deadshot? How'd you come up with that name, 

Because you never miss the toilet?

Oh, and Deadpool's supposed to be a better name? 

Just because you can't swim doesn't mean you should 

Call yourself "dead pool."

Oh, ha ha. Maybe they call you Deadshot 

'Cause that's how you are with the ladies.

You son of a....

Whoah! This is not that kind of battle. It's a beatbox battle. 

But it looks like you guys are fired up, so I'm gonna get the match 

Started with Deadpool in three, two, one, go!

Hmm, look at me now, hmm, look at me now, 

Hmm, look at me now, hmm, you 're just a hater.

Hmm, look at me now, hmm, look at me now, 

Hmm, look at me now, fresh up in your mother's killer. 

Oh, wait a minute, that was you, 'cause you couldn't get a boob, 

But she breast-fed you last week. I got a theory that I know, 

That you can't really fight unless you had a gun, that's weak.

I'ma bang...bang, bang, bang...bang, bang, bang...your girlfriend.

Bang...bang, bang, bang...bang, bang...then slash your face.

Here we go again, another wannabe Deadpool. 

Hm, maybe you should tell your mother I'm Deadpool. 

You wanna make it big about bein' that fool, 

'Cause he don't really matter with a movie, not cool. 

I don't really have to use words to beat you. 

Blah, blah, blah, Pikachu defeat you. 

It's not Pokemon, but that doesn't matter. 

I'm the real Mad Hatter 'cause I'm here and better. 

Look at me now, hmm, look at me now, 

Hmm, look at me now, hmm, you're just a hater, 

Hmm, look at me now, hmm, look at me now, hmm, look at me now.

Fresh up in your breath - mint?

[Deadpool beatboxing]

You're just a hater.

Fresh up in your mother's killer.

Oooh, he said a lot of messed up things about you, Deadshot, 

How do you feel about that?

You know, honestly? I'm not that mad. I mean, he's gotta 

Talk all that smack because his whole body looks like 

A melted pepperoni pizza.

Hey, ow!

Alright, it's your turn to show us what you got. Are you ready?

Let's do it.

Alright here you go, in three, two, one, go!

[Deadshot beatboxing]

Move, punk, get out the way, get out the way, punk, get out the way.

Move, punk, get out the way, get out the way, punk, get out the way.

Uh oh! Light's out 'cause Deadshot shoot ya. Light's out.

You're breakin' all the mirrors with your fugly face. 

I'm surprised you can hear us with no hearing aids. 

Oh yeah...you got power, so what? 

It won't matter when I shoot you in the butt.

Or better yet, I could shoot off your head. 

Put you in the pool and make you wish you were dead. 

Get it? Dead pool?

Move, punk, get out the way, get out the way, punk, get out the way.

Move, punk, get out the way, get out the way, punk, get out the way.

Smooth...

Wowww, what a sick beat by Deadshot! 

This is gonna be another close battle.

As always, it's up to you guys to vote on who won the battle. 

Don't forget to click on this icon or comment down below 

On who you guys think won the battle.

Who you talkin' to? Oh, the YouTubers!

Hey! 

Yeah, guys, vote for me, not that other guy. 

He's just mad 'cause he couldn't complete his Power Ranger costume.

That's why he has a white helmet with a red suit. 

Shut up! Nah, vote for me, not this dead swimmin' pool over here. 

I mean, he's gotta keep his suit on, because if he took it off, 

He basically looks like Freddy Krueger's son.

You know what? That's alright, I still get more girls than you do. 

Hashtag Deadshot.

That's it, come here!

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