Datemi un martello [English translation]

Gimme a hammer!

(What do you want it for?)

I'm gonna hit people I don't like

On the head with it, that's right

I'm gonna hit that snobby girl

With all that eye makeup

That makes everyone dance with her

While I'm left to watch.

She makes me so mad!

She makes me so mad!

Gimme a hammer!

(What do you want it for?)

I'm gonna hit people I don't like

On the head with it, that's right

I'm gonna hit all the couples

Who stick to each other like glue,

Who want all the lights turned off

And all the songs to be slow.

They're so boring!

They're so boring!

Gimme a hammer!

(What do you want it for?)

To break the telephone!

I'm gonna try to--because, yep--

Really soon

My mom's gonna call me

"Your dad's about to get back now,

You need to come home!" Ugh!

I don't want to! No, no, no!

I don't want to!

A blow to the head

For everyone who's not on our side

Our party will be

Much better like that!

It'll just be us

And we'll all be friends,

Let's dance together,

The surf and the hully gully!

It'll be so cool!

It'll be so cool!