Das Schutzenfest [English translation]

We met then

For the open Schützenfest

For me she looks like

the Heino's sister

Dark brown is the Hazelnut,

Dark brunette was her hair

Oh my Bavarian girl, just go there

Just knowing, lie down there too

We just don't shit with

The Schützenfest, nevermore seen.

We make love

In the pig trough

My pants explode

Due my doodle tail1

She thought I was a dandy and

Her calf was as the Eisbein2

Oh my Bavarian girl, just go there

Just knowing, lie down there too

We just don't shit with

The Schützenfest, nevermore seen.

Oh Klingel... ja ja... Hund!... Hund weg !...

Hund weg! Arschloch!... Hund weg!3

She made my heart a white sausage

She dances ute-ut and the Schuhplattler

The armpit4 was fresh and fragrant as

Summer morning, summer morning.

Super!

Oh girl, she put in my

Superlochwel5 her bra

Weekend, but not with the

Schützenfest nevermore seen

Nevermore seen.

1. (derogatory) male sexual organ.2. (derogatory) ham hock3. some swearing and aleatory words4. sounds similar to 'Arschloch', aforementioned, asshole5. well, this one makes no sense in German. a made-up word