Das ist nicht das, wonach es aussieht [English translation]

You are coming through the door and see her and me

You are shouting out loud, fearsome at that.

Spread over the hall clothes are lying around

on the floor, on the table and in the aquarium.

You weren't supposed to return from vacation until tomorrow

You wanted to surprise me, oh well, you succeeded with that.

You are misinterpreting this situation.

Well, we are not wearing anything, but that doesn't have to mean anything.

It's not what it looks like.

I can explain it all.

You only have to take the time

to listen to me for two seconds.

She's living [in the apartment] above me, was locked out yesterday.

She ringed, I said "That happened to me before, too."

The number of the key service? Yes I still have it!

They were saying "Hofweg 9, hey, we remember you!

We're taking care of everything, you can go to the office [in sense of going to work],

We're sending you the key with a delivery boy".

Then, she was coming home, apparently very late,

in the hall the light was broken, the key didn't fit.

It's not what it looks like.

I can explain it all.

You only have to take the time

to listen to me for two seconds.

She was thinking she was one floor too high,

one floor downstairs, there it [the key] fit.

In the morning in front of the bathroom, a great shock,

We threw away our clothes in shock.

In that exact moment you are suddenly standing in the door.

I can assure you, I had nothing with her!

Well, she crawled in my bed tonight,

I thought she was you, she sought I was Jochen.

It's not what it looks like.

I can explain it all.

You only have to take the time

to listen to me for two seconds.

The bottle of champagne on the table there? God only knows!

The new doorlock... Apparently, she wanted to celebrate it [the new doorlock]...

It's not what it looks like.

I can explain it all.

You only have to take the time

to listen to me for two seconds.