The history of the world is a dull book
But everyone must read it
Predictable and badly told
And full of weird theories
But at least you always know who wins!
But at least you always know who loses!
After all, you always know who the good guys and the bad guys are!
We keep staring further and further
At the page until the lines get blurry
And yet everyone fears only the end
Yet everyone fears only the end
Yet everyone read to the end
Fold it up, put it away
Then you'll have your hands free again
You skim nervously through the last few pages
And you ask yourself, is there a second part of it?
There's not! And oh
In the end, the hero must get his hat
Attention, Spoiler Alert: The last word is "Apocalypse"
But at least you always know who wins!
But at least you always know who loses!
After all, you always know who the good guys and the bad guys are!
We keep staring further and further
At the page until the lines get blurry
And yet everyone fears only the end
Yet everyone fears only the end
Yet everyone read to the end
Fold it up, put it away
Then you'll have your hands free again
And yet everyone fears only the end
Yet everyone fears only the end
Yet everyone read to the end
Fold it up, put it away
Then you'll have your hands free again