Danke [English translation]

Ah yeah, haha, thank you, it was nice,

would have been nice with a longer life,

but, hey, some day it's just time to go and

I don't want to make excuses, just let me finish speaking...

I still wanted to say "Thanks", but

I'm lying in an ambulance, still

they want to give me artificial respiration, but

soon everything will be over and done.

If they don't bury me, then I should

really ask myself, when do I want to

say "Thanks", because

some day it will be over and done.

I'm never leaving without saying "Thanks" again, reason:

I'm standing on rails in front of a

crossing barrier in my car and

I'm just asking myself, how I will get to

the next gas station,and

why there is a barrier behind me as well now. Stupid,

that the thought, that it would be better to do

something isn't wrong, but somewhat too

late, and now the damn seatbelt is tangled as well, well then,

I guess the next train will be my last.

Poor little fishy, sadly you didn't

have much time

and with that little time that

remained you didn't come a long way,

because on the second day they already caught you

sorry, that's it, off to the pantry,

then on the menu, because you're a hot product,

you're partly cooked but mostly fried.

Do you wish to have some rice? A light white wine?

No, that thing has to be hot, give it to me,

I'll take a bite.

Awesome, it's tasting fresh. A perfect dish,

I just didn't detect what's hidden in the fish,

even if I've been lucky up to now, this

piece is stuck, I'm fainting

right between my fish cutlery.

I still wanted to say "Thanks", but

I'm lying in an ambulance, still

they want to give me artificial respiration, but

soon everything will be over and done.

If they don't bury me, then I should

really ask myself, when do I want to

say "Thanks", because

some day it will be over and done.

Precisely in that magical moment, just before the vehicle is about to unhook,

before the pupils constrict, as if you were drugged,

she: and what happens when something is jammed? What is she thinking about now again?

Now get distracted and don't have a cow!

It's like Louis and Clark Kent, like

pot in Amsterdam,

rollercoaster and experiencing fear;

it belongs together, so don't

get on my nerves, because we'll be

growng old, and we're on the way

and strapped and we're going downhill.

Just kidding, we're not strapped,

but no one notices, only when it's too late,

can I see that there's something in

the way and we're getting airborne...

Tough luck!

The woman was right.

You said, you'd pick me up later.

That's why I thought, I'm just going

to take a bath,

you've always had something against the beard,

and finally I'm giving in and shave

at the same time, but on my electrical shaver

the cord is split

which makes the device seem to be irreparable

and the fatal thing at that is that one wire is exposed.

Dude, you know the ropes. Now the fun is over.

I still wanted to say "Thanks", but

I'm lying in an ambulance, still

they want to give me artificial respiration, but

soon everything will be over and done.

If they don't bury me, then I should

really ask myself, when do I want to

say "Thanks", because

some day it will be over and done.