¿Dónde se habrá metido esta mujer? [English translation]

When I think it's eleven something

me who dines as late as ten o' clock,

how the hell one fries an egg?

where in the world is that woman?

The neighbor says she doesn't know

neither my mother in law, since yesterday

these are not times for going by the streets

where in the world is that woman?

I was going to tell her about Garcia

and how they stopped him

about the buldge I kave in the knee

where in the world is that woman?

What is doing here this pile of dirty clothes?

I bought her a washing machine, for what?

These things irritate me, I don't like them

where in the world is that woman?

My shirt is still all wrinkled

and tomorrow I must wear it

she'll iron it even it's the wee hours

where in the world is that woman?

There'll be a fuss, there'll be a fuss tonight

I get angry, I had desires of...

well after the fuss, but where?

where in the world is that woman?

Oh well! A suitcase is missing!

to make things worse, the fur one

for what does that idiot wants it?

where in the world is that woman?