Défaite de famille [English translation]

[Intro]

- Hey, the rapper from the family, why don't you rap for us?

-Come on, a song!

-Aurélien, a song! Aurélien, a song! Aurélien, a song!

-Okay

Since we're all gathered here together to sing "Les Démons de Minuit"

Eating duck moss on blinis, dancing under the Gifi strobes

I've prepared a little speech, because I have to tell you a little detail of my life

I hate family parties, wooh

[Single Verse]

First of all, the nights I'm sure I don't fuck around, I've done them too much in high school

I've already considered cousins, even if it means risking the trisomy

But when I see Delphine's face, which is of no use, other than complaining

I understand why his drunk boyfriend prefers to dance with the dog

If I'm over 30 and still sitting at the children's table

It's to tell them to be suspicious of Christian when he's got alcohol in his blood

And because I can't stand hearing the parents' sex jokes

I think Daddy would fuck Mommy on the table if you thought it was funny

Vincent, you're the same age as me, why are you still older?

If you're not afraid of emptiness, look Murielle in the eyes

I'm sorry, but I spent the afternoon inflating balloons

In a military installation atmosphere imposed by the father

While my brother-in-law was reciting political clichés with passion

Watching me carrying cardboard boxes and groping my sister every three seconds

There's a stack of cups per person, so you have to write down your names

Because aunt is the kind of stingy person that washes paper plates

Uncle, if you keep doing "Yo, yo" with your fingers

Every time you walk by me, you'll use them for the last time

I'm still mad at you for when I was a kid and you shook me up like a slut

If you cared about your mirrors, why did you park behind the goal?

Speaking of slut, I'd like to welcome Bruno's new wife

If Caro doesn't listen to me anymore, it's because she's working on her next gossip

Forgive her, she wouldn't be like that if her husband wasn't cheating on her

Or maybe he's cheating on her because she's like that, mmh... I don't know

Message to all my distant cousins: let's stop being buddy-buddy

Because an ancestor, we don't know who he is, is the only thing we have in common

A fucking ancestor who had to burn down villages and loot houses

About the same time that grandpa was fucking Joan of Arc

Besides, grandpa, tell us about the time you were nine years old and killed Hitler

You were never a hero, you weren't even a good liar

My hero was you, Nico, but since you've been hanging out with the other bitch a little bit good

You're just a real redneck guy like the others

Thank you Arnaud for taking your picture to feed your social networks

Enjoy being with a few plebs to be able to play the bobo even more

Paulo, if you want to impress me, it's not by rolling complicated joints

By using too much "yo" for a blond guy

Since your father has a problem with the Arabs, it's a very nice irony

By the way, he's less likely to die from terrorism than from alcoholism

I hope Auntie will tie the kids up well

Because her husband's going to get back on the radar like he's got a self-contained car

I had more to say to you, but when I see your puffy asshole faces

I can only wonder if there are enough pigs on Earth to feed you

I'd like to finish by saying that no matter what smiles, the village party

All it takes is a little inheritance to see your true faces

[Outro]

Grandma, I love you, see you next year