My friend eats seven cream rolls
And when he's finished those
He'll have even more sugary treats
He says good people don't get toothache
And it's great to travel all over the place
And have that sweet taste in your mouth
What a treat - sugar and coffee
And half a litre of Becherovka liquer
Hooray
Lend me 500 (Czech Crowns)
Today's bill comes to 400.
Cake shop assistants all round the country
Flutter their eyelids sweetly at him
And in return he sings
This cake shop bossa nova again and again
My friend drinks elderberry juice
He says there's nothing better
It's a massive hit of glucose, he says,
And I should drink some too
Just look how many women
Would open their legs to carry his child
But I suspect
He'll just turn into a big fat ball
And when someone gives him a kick
He'll roll off out of my life
And I'll be alone, completely alone.
What a treat - sugar and coffee
And half a litre of Becherovka liquer
Hooray
Lend me 500 (Czech Crowns)
Today's bill comes to 400.
Cake shop assistants all round the country
Flutter their eyelids sweetly at him
And in return he sings
This cake shop bossa nova again and again
My friend can't see his toes anymore
He's grown so fat
And he's just getting fatter
Sentenced to being fat for life
But people need glycids, he says
Our body is like a furnace
And it burns up all the sugars
Some get their kicks with alcohol
Some with drugs
But he gets his from eating sweet stuff
What a treat - sugar and coffee
And half a litre of Becherovka liquer
Hooray
Lend me 500 (Czech Crowns)
Today's bill comes to 400.
Cake shop assistants all round the country
Flutter their eyelids sweetly at him
And in return he sings
This cake shop bossa nova again and again