Critical Values lyrics

Hello and welcome to the pwnage inc. !

The factory of dreams with no limitation

Crazy as it sounds, our power has no bounds

There's nothing impossible if you're with us

Today's your lucky day ! Who could think

You'll qualify for special participation ?

Powerful and wealthy, your mind and body healthy

With our training limits won't exist for you !

Determination as you're passing through the gate

Now take your weapon, take your chance

and welcome to your brand new fate

CONGRATULATIONS !

On the other side of the screen

You're trying so hard to survive

One more level and you are here

So keep on moving

This one's not like anyone before

How come that he is still alive

Bring in extra boss and here we go

Let's try him one more time

To our surprise he's still going strong

Endurance of this guy deserves recognition

Skepticism aside, this one can put up some fight

Maybe he'll be the one that's gonna get it right

Yet he's refusing to play along

He won't advance, won't combat, he denies nutrition

Lack of motivation ? Momentary frustration ?

Well, we have something that can get him back on tracks

Useless connections ? They will only drag you down

Alas, your mother and your sister couldn't make it through level one

NO NEED TO THANK US

On the other side of the screen

You're clinging to your sanity

So much helpless rage in your scream

You are so precious !

Destroying cameras ? Now that's rude

But we like your audacity

Hey, did anyone send him food ?

He can't just starve to death

Congratulations, you are almost there

And you have everything we need

So at this point it would be fair

To give you a reward

Good old level one ! Yes, again !

Feels quite nostalgic, doesn't it ?

We didn't clean up, so it's the same as

Hey, are you for real ?

On the other side of the screen

You end your pity little life

Oh dear, aren't you a drama queen ?

You almost made it !

This one was not like anyone before

Turned out another wasted try

Clean up all the mess and here we go

Let in another one