Criogenia salvează România [English translation]

Let's put ourselves all in some huge refrigerators

to freeze for about 100 years

And let the Americans come and solve our problems.

Even the Japanese and the Germans may come

to reform our economy.

We will not complain,

but we have a small thing to ask:

"Please, do not forget us in the fridge!"

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Cryogenics saves Romania

Let’s freeze us all

until 2100 and something

We don’t need food,

we don’t even need beer

We will lay quietly on our backs, a real pleasure

and if there is enough freon

we will be like concrete.

Frozen throughout the country, no one can work

neither in Moldova, nor in Transylvania nor in Wallachia*

The face of the future: Romania on ice.

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