I am not so upset about my horrible self
But why don't you go upset yourself
Hey here's the mirror see your stupid face
What a disgrace man and you know it's true
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Everyone's against me
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Oi-Oi-Oi-Oi
Don't stare at me it's freaking me out
Look what's happening now it's all your fault
You can't do nothing absolutely nothing o.k
Why don't you get a hoola hoop
And do the cretin hop and
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Everyone's against me
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Oi-Oi-Oi-Oi
I'm never wrong don't tell me what to do
Here's a little curse it's from me to you
It's nothing gonna happen nothing ever will
You'll be miserable every day your luck will always be bad
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Everyone's against me
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Oi-Oi-Oi-Oi
Cretin family Cretin family Cretin family
Everyone's against me
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Oi-Oi-Oi-Oi