Cosmopolitan [English translation]

Some horoscopes and quizzes

The diet supplement, some helpful tips

That's pretty much all that's left

Of you in this apartment

The question, have you ever

Made your lover suffer?

Received the response, A)

I can't seem to get used to it

And the nights spent by lamp-light

Leaving only crumbs of cake*

On the couch done up in velvet

I reread Cosmopolitan

And the nights as darkness falls

Blowing on my tea to cool it

Sitting cross-legged on the couch

I reread Cosmopolitan

Sophia, who's been in advertising thirty years

Asserts that men underestimate

The value of foreplay

Women are not machines

Prince Charming will sting you despite his pretty words

You'd better distance yourself from him

It's a difficult time to be

A Scorpio

And the nights spent by lamp-light

Leaving only crumbs of cake*

On the couch done up in velvet

I reread Cosmopolitan

And the nights as darkness falls

Blowing on my tea to cool it

Sitting cross-legged on the couch

I reread Cosmopolitan

The father of the ideal family

Is Jean Reno, Alain Chabat

Christophe Lambert, Jean-Hugues Anglade

I wouldn't have believed it of you-

In your opinion, do you have to

Have a good relationship with a former lover?

I don't really agree with you

And the nights spent by lamp-light

Leaving only crumbs of cake

On the couch done up in velvet

I reread Cosmopolitan

And the nights as darkness falls

Blowing on my tea to cool it

Sitting cross-legged on the couch

I reread Cosmopolitan