Corporal Clegg lyrics

Corporal Clegg had a wooden leg

He won it in the war, in 1944

Corporal Clegg had a medal too

In orange, red and blue

He found it in the zoo

Dear oh dear, oh are they really sad for me?

Dear oh dear, oh will they really laugh at me?

Missus Clegg, you must be proud of him

Missus Clegg, another drop of gin?

Corporal Clegg, umbrella in the rain

He's never been the same

No one is to blame

Corporal Clegg received his medal in a dream

From Her Majesty, the Queen

His boots were very clean

Missus Clegg, you must be proud of him

Missus Clegg, another drop of gin?

Corporal Clegg

Corporal Clegg...