Cookie's Prayer [Tongan translation]

Cookie:

Excuse me. In this family, we say grace before we shove food in our MOUTHS... Shall we?

Lord, we wanna give thanks for so many blessings in our lives

And we wanna thank you for the most precious blessing of them all: Our Family.

I prayed on bended knee, on many a night, that this day would finally come.

And God, please do not withhold your blessings

Even from hoes that hire skanks to spy on me

In Jesus' name, I pray, AMEN.