Sir waiter, please do me the favor of quickly bringing
A good coffee with milk that isn't reheated
Some really hot bread with loads of butter
A napkin and a really icy glass of water
Shut the righthand door with lots of care
'Cause I'm not one for sunbathing
Go ask the customer beside you
What the result of the soccer match was
If you stay cleaning the table
I won't get up nor will I pay the bill
Go ask your boss
For a pen and some ink
For an envelope and a card
Don't forget to bring me toothpicks
And a cigar to shoo mosquitos
Go tell the tobacconist
To lend me a magazine
A lighter and an ashtray
Sir waiter, please do me the favor of quickly bringing
A good coffee with milk that isn't reheated
Some really hot bread with loads of butter
A napkin and a really icy glass of water
Shut the righthand door with lots of care
'Cause I'm not one for sunbathing
Go ask the customer beside you
What the result of the soccer match was
Call three four, four, three, three, three
At least once
And order ol' Osório
To send me an umbrella
Here to our office
Sir waiter, lend me some money
'Cause I left mine with the croupier
Go tell your manager
To hang the bill1
On the coat hanger in front
Sir waiter, please do me the favor of quickly bringing
A good coffee with milk that isn't reheated
Some really hot bread with loads of butter
A napkin and a really icy glass of water
Shut the righthand door with lots of care
'Cause I'm not one for sunbathing
Go ask the customer beside you
What the result of the soccer match was
1. This is a play on words. In Portuguese, if a bill is "hung," it won't be paid.