Congratulations lyrics

[Verse 1: Drake]

Uh, black hearts on my cardigan

At the crib tellin ya girl that we should order-in

Tell G to put his feet up on the ottoman

We just up against a bunch of rappers I go harder than

Damn! I'm so Catriona smarter than

A lot of these niggas swear the coach

Just brought the starter in

Yeah, and I'm the type to tell ya daughter things

I float high, don't try and cut my water wings

I'm still myself

Suicide bars, I kill myself

Charge it to the game, I bill myself

And I don't feel y'all, but I feel myself!

Aunty Doe, tell 'em I deserve a mazel tov

I'm rappin like a Shepherd with the muzzle off

...I'm next to blow -- pause

And I can't hear the critics talkin over the applause {crowd cheers}

Yeah, I tried to tell 'em, Future let 'em know

Send the haters all my love - X and O

I got a black box where suggestions go

But I don't really give a fuck, it's prol'ly best you know

My reality is brighter than your dreams are

I gotcha dream girl ridin in ya dream car

Yeah, and the visual is stunnin

I hope they document what I'm becomin

Congratulations

[Verse 2: Drake]

So whatchu want an award or sum'hin?

I'm at the private airport boardin sum'hin

I see nothing from afar but I'm far from nothing

Put on your poker face, I'll pull ya card if ya bluffin

But I ain't with the hard talk

I got a Monopoly, catch me on my boardwalk

Like I said we pull ya card and find out you're a Hallmark

Just know I'm breakin world records - no false start

I don't see your point unless it's gunpoint or sum'hin

My deal like Weezy first week, one point sum'hin

...And my verses gettin stupider

Wayne if you're on Mars, can you pick me up from Jupiter?

Phone blowin up, so I'm cuttin off my cellular

I'm a superstar, noted on to my nebula

I will break a leg, break an arm and a fibula

When I break it down, when I, when I break it dooow-haaaah-owwwn

I hug and kiss the drum kick

I put the beat in my back pocket and just sit

But, you could never beat my ass -- PAUSE

Again, dammit y'all, again

Y'all, pretend that we are, some men that get it on, and in

I'll die before I lose, cause I was born, to win

If he don't fuck wit y'all, then don't bo-ther him

And yes, I fuck this game but I won't fa-ther them

Right, uh

[Verse 3: Drake]

It's like, these days man, I'm booked and I'm busy

Dad named me Drake, Footz named me Drizzy

They tried to tell me I'd never be nothin but a protege

But if you watched the VMAs, there's nothing more to say

I got the key to happiness and all the copies

Remember this day like you bought a poppy

And damn, how I get so nice?

I just spent it all once, 'bout to get rich twice

Surprise party bitch, now it's on and poppin

I always choose dough like it's my only option

...Cause money always knows best

Chain snatch flow, they say "Get it off yo' chest~!"

...and I'm what all the fuss about

And if they talkin, I bet I'm what they discussion 'bout

Hit me at the office - same extension

Consider me the reason y'all should pay attention

[Outro: Lil Wayne]

It's crack!

Aiyyo Drizzy, you shoulda said that on the hook

You shoulda been like, "Congratulations - it's crack!"

Yah

It's crack, hehe, congratulations

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!