Congratulations 2 [Filipino/Tagalog translation]

That's the tea sis (Yeah)

It's my big dick

Incredible stuff

I know I wanna die

But today, I just wanna be gay

Party, party day

I realized that you're gay

Party, party day

I know you...

Guess who started shitposting

Guess who decided to be a shitposter

But...

That's a massive fucking Swedish meatball (Still not defecation)

Now you're a fucking swan, 'cause we have just begun

Why do birds take shits on cars?

Wait, that's illegal, it's right there on notifications

I'm starting my business by seeling poop and defecation

I'm certain that you haven't had collusions with my genitals

Certainly you have a habit of colluding meatballs

For legal reasons, that's a joke, for legal reasons, that's a joke

For legal reasons, joke joke joke, please, a joke's a joke

Oops, I'm sorry 'bout the mess, that's a joke

I love my Indian memes, that's a motherfucking joke

Take a look at yourself, I'm a heavy fat boy

But today's a slapping day so I'ma slap you

Woo, woo, woo, woo

I just wanna tell you that I think that you're a maze

That's racist (What?)

Such a big d**k

A billion letters in the post, hmm, what the fuck?

Shitposting? Seriously?

I had a problem with me holding defecation

So let me... That's not education

E-Series can eat my memes, hmm

Kill me please, I'm Swedish, reeee (What did you say?)

I got YouTube in my frickin' veins, that's sis sos

How 'bout next you figure how to fix my hard dick, son

Maybe all these ads will solve my crippling depression

Looks like I'm still depressed, I like kids probably

But nevermind the fat boy, we just here to beat meat

'Cause we still out here living like we 'bout to say the N-Word

So this is sis, thanks for dicking me down

Ever since I was a Wahmen, STD

Yay, it's pizza time

Party, party day

I realized that you're gay

Party, party day

I know you...