Confident Parody lyrics

Don't you deport me

Don't you deport me

Oh no no, oh no no

You can't deport me

I am invincible

Fuck this, I'm Justin

Ain't heading north just like that

I ain't done nothing to deserve that, uh uh

Your stupid rules don't apply to me

Ah ah ahhh

This cough syrup's making me dizzy now

That's right I'm above the law

Like Steve Seagah

But hotter

My crime spree started slow, got faster

One egging next door, want some more?

Raided by the feds

They found all my meds (Shit!)

Then I got caught dragging

High on weed and drinking

But I had my dad with me

Dipshit helped me block the streets

It's teenage mentality

Just doing what teenage boys do

Dad forgot to mention

Swag

He's thirty-eight

Beliebers, beliebe me

I'm innocent

Ha, I just lied to you

And I'm fine with it

'Cuz I don't understand a consequence

--VIDEO--

Hello.

A dozen eggs and some sizzurp.

Uh, hello, we just cut line.

I don't wait in line. The names Justin.

Yeah, I know who you are.

Uuuuuu, are these Takis, uh, I love Takis, nah, just kidding.

What are Takis? Takis, how you say it?

Nah, I’m just kidding, I love Takis.

Just kidding, what the heck is that?

They're small Taquitos!

Well, I would love to talk with you on the phone

About you not deport me back to Canada.

That's the lamest attempt I've ever heard.

Prostitute!

But that mouschache though, hooff!

--SONG--

It will be her first time

Ooh yeah, yeah

On JB's gross stache ride

Feels so damn good

Ooh yeah, yeah

Like a porcupine

You're a dick, kid

Ooh no, no

Just a codeine addict

God I'm faded

Ooh yeah, yeah

Like that time on the plane cabin

Attention, attention

Please stop smoking weed you two

I cannot fly this jet

Need oxygen

Fuck you, my dad said it's cool

I will keep on dancing

Until we're romancing

Nasty boy, I am pricey

1k to suck my boobies

Is there room for family?

I wanna take our picture too

Oh, by the way, Justin

What, bitch?

This was a sting

--VIDEO--

Freeze!

You're under arrest for the solicitation of prostitution!

Oh son of a bitch!

Oh shit! Swag swag swag swag swaaaaag!

--SONG--

Oh no no, oh no no

This is bullshit

Let me go you assholes

I didn't do it

I need to try to look like I'm innocent

Stop making that stupid face inside my courtroom

Since this is your first real crime

Oh yeah, yeah

I think I'll let you slide

Hold the damn phone

Oh no, no

There's public outcry

Go home Justin!

Hell no, no

We're tired of your antics!

I might be busted

Ooh yeah, yeah

But I can still wreak havoc

Enough!

Deporting this disease just won't cut it

Justin needs to get his scrawny ass kicked

Oh no no, oh no no

You can't do this

Oh yes yes, oh yes yes

I just did bitch!

-VIDEO--

Take his Canadian ass away.

My daughters like One Direction better anyways.

Thank you god!

Where are you taking me, man?!!

Hey! Don't come out, man -- oh shit!

Guys, please! I won't throw anymore eggs I promise.

Just let me out -- Oh shit!! Blake Griffin!

I'm gonna slap that stache right off your pretty little face.

No please Please, Mr. Griffin! No! No!