My dad always said: Boy, don't be afraid
You're cowboy in Colorado you can graze the cows
I better destroy a dog and spend all money
To the heart of Europe I went to steal in peace
Pockets full of golden rings and chains
Have the local indians
And those unemployed are the richest
I have to move on till they're giving out
I'll change my name from Bill to Novák*
And after we embezzle that whole country
I will come back to my mother Colorado
And I'll tell everyone about that vein of gold
There is stealing everybody around living nearby
Sherif is just smiling nicely on them
When he wasn't do so they would beat him immediately
They throw him some bone for not looking at
Instead of grating cows they're pimping girls
And when you don't pay them they wind you
But with IQ it won't be so hot
Instead of riding horses they driving bears**
I'll change my name from Bill to Novák
And after we embezzle that whole country
I will come back to my mother country Colorado
And I'll tell everyone about that vein of gold