Closer lyrics

[Verse 1]

Hey

Do you remember me?

I used to date you

I make music now, with this weird dude

Let's bang, OK

I, forgot how good having sex with you was

On these mattresses we stole from your roommate

Last night was a-ma-zing

When I'm with you I feel like I'm not aging

Yeah, I fell the same

'Let's get back together so we'll never age yeah

Let's make a song about that

Can you sing?

Why yes, I can

[Chorus]

Why don't we call it Closer

And make it about that Rover

That you never could afford

'Cause you're poor

Hey, don't be a jerk

Also, let's add a dumb lyric

'Bout that mattress that we stole

It has a really bad odor

We puked on in back in Boulder

[Instrumental Music Plays]

Number 1, it's our song Closer

Famous singers don't get older

[Verse 2]

Hey

Our song has been #1 for ten years

And we still haven't aged a day, Weird

That is so great

Yes

We still look young, our lyrics came true

Even though we chain smoke and drink Booze

E-ver-y-day

Its 2046

We ain't gettin' older but you look like shit

Dicks

Now our old friends

Are growing bald and gray and getting saggytits

But we still both look super hot

And still have a huge hit song

[Chorus 2]

Enough of this delusion

Based on lyrics in our music

You've been brainwashed by our song

He's right, I am here to prove it

Take these meds, they'll make you lucid

They're anti-delusional

You have both been getting older

This dream world of yours is over

But this can't be

Our song Closer, said we're never getting older

I'm here to repo your Rover

You can't afford it

I told her

Hand's up dirtbags, don't come closer

Is that your mattress from Boulder?

Yes it is, I am the owner

You jerks stole it

We weren't sober!

You're going to jail forever

By the way, you all have lung cancer