Sit down, I want to welcome you
To our inimitable Circus Homo Sapiens
I may ask you now to be as quiet as possible
Let's wait for what's about to happen
Sit down, I want to welcome you
To our inimitable Circus Homo Sapiens
Once you think you've heard the worst thing possible
You'll realise that soon that it can easily be beaten
Yeah, these brains can cope with almost anything
In the air, under water and ashore
They can deal with the secret of space
As well as with the speed of sound
But the limits of this "enormous" intelligence
- can well be seen
In Jerry Springer's cabaret
Sit down, I want to welcome you
To our inimitable Circus Homo Sapiens
I may ask you now to be as quiet as possible
Let's wait for what's about to happen
On TV, we can see all kinds of violence
And it's called entertainment, I know
If someone complains about a body in blood
Or the idiots on the home shopping channel
But if somebody swears, if somebody is shown naked
Or if his tie is badly sitting
Yeah, they'll make the Western Wall crumble
Sit down, I want to welcome you
To our inimitable Circus Homo Sapiens
Let's wait for what's about to happen
Indeed, our trademark is absurdity
I may ask you now to be as quiet as possible
Let's wait for what's about to happen next