Christmas Song lyrics

It was the night before Christmas

When all through the house

Everybody was stoned

Even the mouse

Man from the courthouse

And me from jail

I just settled down to get a piece of her tail

When all of a sudden I heard such a clatter

I tripped on my dick and busted my bladder!

I went downstairs, and what did I see?

A fat little red fagget

Hanging from a tree

He stuffed the stockings

With reefers and beer

And a big fat hairy dick

For the family queer

That's the end of my story

Funny wasn't it, you see?

[Chorus]

She didn't see my thing behind you

Leave you for this private eye

I was there to give them near to my

Zima zima mommy fah

I'm gonna say this, hope it don't offend you

Came to the grizma

Give them a taste of me

Give 'em a little excitement to the damn monkey

Your monkey can stay with me

Chevy took my brain

Same old motherfucker sucked my dick that day

He will never zima zima

Never not that day

I'm really sick of all this excitement, yeah

But he thinks he's better than me

Uma zooma nooga dunga

You can suck my dick all day, one, two, three, four

Santa can suck my dick all day