Chocolate Salty Balls lyrics

Two tablespoons of cinnamon and two or three egg whites

A half a stick of butter, melted, stick it all in a bowl

Baby, stir it with a wooden spoon

Mix in a cup of flour you'll be in heaven soon

Say everybody have you seen my balls?

They're big and salty and brown

If you ever need a quick pick me up

Just stick my balls in your mouth

Oh, suck on my chocolate salty balls

Stick 'em in your mouth and suck 'em

Suck on my chocolate salty balls

They're packed full of vitamins

And good for you, so suck on my balls

Pour in a cup of unsweetened chocolate

And a half a cup of brandy

Then throw in a bag or two of sugar

And just a pinch of vanilla

Grease up the cookie sheet

'Cause I hate when my balls stick

Then preheat the oven to threefifty

And give that spoon a lick

Say everybody have you seen my balls?

They're big and salty and brown

If you ever need a quick pick me up

Just stick my balls in your mouth

Suck on my chocolate salty balls

Put 'em in your mouth and suck 'em

Suck on my chocolate salty balls

They're packed full of goodness

And high in fiber, so suck on balls

Hey, wait a minute, what's that smell?

It smells like somethings burning

Well, that don't bother me none

As long as I get my rent paid on Friday

Baby, you better get back in the kitchen

'Cause I got a sneak suspicion

Oh man, baby, baby, you just burnt my balls

My balls are on fire, come on

My balls are burning, gimme some water

Pour some water on 'em, o goodness

Blow on them, do something

Say everybody have you seen my balls?

They're big and salty and brown

(They're on fire baby)

If you ever need a quick pick me up

Just stick my balls in your mouth

Oh, suck on my chocolate salty balls

Put 'em in your mouth and suck 'em

(Put 'em out, blow on 'em)

Suck on my balls baby

Suck on my balls, baby

Suck on my red hot salty chocolate balls

Woo, woo, suck on my balls

(Blow, blow, blow)