Chienne de vie [English translation]

Yeah, bitch of life

I've got tears full in my Bic pen

Sometimes it drools when I'm writing

On this bitch of life

Everything is falling on me

Aoutch fuck, beginning with the mic stand

A whole life yet that I'm wasted

Since I'm born this 29th of February

You know what it is you to be-born

A bitextile year, biplexile

I don't remember bidextile

We celebrate my birfday only once each 4 years

In the end, I feel like I'm 8 not 32 years old

Little by little we forget my birthday

My last present was a green tricycle

It was fifteen springs ago and it only had two wheels

I scratched my teeth broke my knees

Since then the bad luck never left me

The only time when fuck I'm on TV

I skipped class for Rolland-Garros

Spotted, fired, with no future, forced to sell stuff

Since I'm working in the mafia for Pierre Poggi

Oh, bitch of life

Bitch of life !

Why is life a bitch and me its street light?

Why before going out she drank a hundred liters of bear?

Why do I always spill jam on my things?

Why never have I surprises in my Kinder?

Why is life a bitch who turned rabid?

Why am I always naked at the beach?

Why in the books of mine there are no pictures?

Why am I allergic to every dairies?

To you mommy, you who's looking from up there

From the 2nd floor's balcony

Why do we live in a house who only has 2 floors?

Why am I forced to shout in the streets to talk to you?

Why did I forget my keys again, mommy?

Mommy, why am I that different, mommy?

Why above my head always are clouds?

Why is there typos in my tattoos?

Why is there never any toilet paper when I go to WC?

Why when I'm going out it's a wild babe who wants to enter?

Why do I have a pebble in my shoe?

Why can't I undo my laces the node is too tight?

Why when I sneeze is there a fart slipping away?

Why at this moment there's someone coming in the elevator?

Bitch of life

Bitch of life !

Why is life a bitch and me its street light?

Why before going out she drank a hundred liters of bear?

Why do I always spill jam on my things?

Why never have I surprises in my Kinder?

Why is life a bitch who turned rabid?

Why am I always naked at the beach?

Why in the books of mine there are no pictures?

Why am I allergic to every dairies?

If you have a bitch of life too sing with me

Oh you're not cool, hein

Eh yeah, it's like that the life kiddo, she takes you, she screws you

Psychological exam, pathetic, scrawny ASSEDIC mood

Critical situation, tragical spot

Rhymes dictionary page 27 rhyme in "-ique"

Rhymes dictionary page 47 rhyme in "-aite"

It's defeat, stupefied of an imperfect life, unstatisfied, we do

Reject you out the planet as a Jesus of Nazareth

Not really clear, so your head before it explode

Kiddo, pull the trigger

*shot!* But no!

Not to shoot yourself kiddo!

The door trigger, it's because I'm stuck since the beginning

Of the single!

I told you I forgot my keys, oh kiddo!

Kiddo what did you do kiddo! My bitch of life!

(A bitch of life, euh, why, unfair.)