Человек Из Кемерова [Chelovek iz Kemerova] [English translation]

I had problems;

I've gone too far;

The bottom of the hell

Didn't seem so deep to me,

I phoned my mom,

And mom was right -

She told me: "You should phone immediately

The man from Kemerovo".

He isn't very talkative, like De Niro

Only a madman argues with him.

It's not easy to deceive him,

He knows the hidden ways.

If the sky falls

And grass stops growing -

He will come and fix this all,

The man from Kemerovo.

Adam has become a refugee,

Abel got on mobile communications,

Noah hadn't completed what he was building,

Got drunk and fell in the dirt;

The history of Humanity

Wouldn't be so bad

If they guessed to connect

With the man from Kemerovo.

I have been phoned from Kiev,

I have been phoned from Kathmandu;

Have been phoned from the plenum -

I told them that I won't come.

I will have to drink 2 liters of water,

For I want my head be intact next morning,

Cause today I will drink

With the man from Kemerovo.