Cheesy Chums lyrics

If in a refrigerator you peered and spied

Something smelling like it up and died

Limberger cheese is the deceased relation

Offending all with each gasping inhalation

The Bree cheese is sweet and aromatic

It doesn't pounce on or give you static

Both are good cheeses in my opinion

Though you may not want it in your dominion

Like the Limberger do you easily offend

Or like sweet Bree does your aroma lend

Shall you too grow whiskers and fall in the can

Or shall you be enjoyed by another human