There's nothing funnier than alcohol
There's nothing more disgusting than a cucumber
I took salt for sugar
And got the looks of a scoundrel
No one waits, and lumber doesn't warm me,
The dog is sleeping, the clock is ticking
The moon and boundlessness of the prairies
Why did you throw them onto the scales?
I am a passenger, I value the road,
I am an astronaut, I'm Kurt, I'm Vonnegut,
I'll lie down drunk at the threshold
Hopefully they'll pick me up in the morning
The way from Petersburg to Mecca is painful,
But I have bred a goat with a spider,
In every single human I see
A shadow of my moneylender
In subway's ring, in the smoke of a cigarette,
In the fire extinguisher, in neverending movie
I became bluer than blue vitriol,
And skewer than a porch askew
I am a climber - the seventh floor elevator-free,
To the place with your profile moulded on the door
In case half a litre is not enough for you,
Just add some water and make a liter,
In case half a litre is not enough for you,
Just add some water...
Oh how good it feels to stay away from drink for two months,
Oh how good it feels just to make love
If you can't have a smoke in the morning
Then why the heck wake up at all?
So that is why I cannot bear it,
And that is why I'm drunken without wine -
When we start singing
The whole country goes WOW,
When we start singing
The whole country sings along with us