Частушки [Chastushki] [English translation]

From the forest come out riding

Mounted Police

Common Girls get into doggy position

Time to practice

I arrived in the collective

name Michurina

and I know I will be fucked

my heart felt it coming.

Passing mother in laws house

I never go without some fun

One time show my d**k

Another time I moon them!

Went up north

to dig for gold

If not for my pu**y

I'd drop dead from hunger

(Ref 1:)

Hey Hey green wall

Girls f**ed the priest that's what he deserved!

(Interlude)

On the bridge stood a man

Mother-f***ing looking guy

No way to avoid him

He appeared, f*** me

Fell in love with a guy

But he has no d**k

F**k do I need one without a d**k?

With d**k its f***ing great!

In the suburbs

the nightingale f**ks the cuckoo

Loudly on the branches you hear:

"Chirp, p***y, d**k, cuckoo!"

With my sweetie near the station

We were kissing till the morning.

Would be kissing even more,

But vagina hurts.

(Ref 1:)

Hey Hey green wall

Girls f**ed the priest that's what he deserved!

(INTERLUDE)

Girls were swimming in a pond,

Found a rubber d**k.

F***ed themsleves all day,

Didn't even go to school!

My dear under a fence

Found a wooden c**k.

Everyone tried it out -

But it didn't fit!

From the forest from the mountains

A man showed off his axe.

But he did't just show it:

He tied it to his d**k!

My and my sweet were making out,

Standing on our tippy toes.

I stood and peed

On his white boots!

(REF 2:)

Hey, Hey , ass and vagina became one!

How impossible there should be a break from one to the next!

(interlude)

Manny had her virginity taken,

Sasha got f***ed in the ass.

Then we we crapped into the piano,

What a lovely time we had!

We were f**-ing with my sweetie

In the freezing cold.

My ass was covered in frost,

But my d**k was up like Santa Claus.

Near the main bridge in Voronezh,

A church was looted.

The priest was f**ed in the ass

And they crapped in the bell tower!

I was going down

On Sergei Brown

He looks sweet,

But tastes salty!

(Ref 1:)

Hey Hey green wall

Girls f**ed the priest that's what he deserved!

(INTERLUDE)

Tomatoes, Tomatoes,

Tomatoes, vegetables!

P***y rides on the horse,

D**k in the ambulance!

Fell in love with d**k

And hung his picture on my wall.

Woke up in the morning:

D**k is hanging, and my wine is gone!

With my buddy

We were working on the truck.

Were dumbasses:

Our fuel was stolen!

Fell in love with a tractor driver

and you know what.

Couldn't wash off my boobs for 3 weeks

And kept peeing diesel oil!

(Ref 1:)

Hey Hey green wall

Girls f**ed the priest that's what he deserved!

(INTERLUDE)

My dear girlfriend farts for me through the walkie talkie:

"Without the password, its like without menstruation.