Частушки [Chastushki] [English translation]

From the forest is coming out

equestrian police

hey, girls, stand into the doggy-style pose

we’ll start the rehearsal

I came in the kolkhoz1

Named by Michurin2

I knew I would be f**ked

I had a feeling!

I don’t pass by mother-in-law house

without jokes

one day put my d**k thought the fence

another day show them my a*s

I was on the North

digged out gold

if I didn’t have a p**sy

I would die from the starvation

(REF 1:)

Hop, there’s a green fence

girls f**ked the priest – this was according to his merits

(INTERLUDE)

Passerby was standing on the bridge

he looked like a f**ked up mom

like a bolt from the blue

appeared, make a blow job!

I fallen in love with one boy

but it was found out he has no d**k

for what a f**k I need a guy without a d**k

when there’s o f**king lot of with d**ks 3

As in our forest border

the nightingale is f**king a cuckoo

you can hear on the bough just

‘chirp- chirp, f**k-f**k, cuckoo- cuckoo’

My dear and me near the metro4

were kissing till the morning

we would be kissing more

but the vagina is hurt!

(REF 1:)

Hey-hop, there’s a green fence

girls f**ked the priest – this was according to his merits

(INTERLUDE)

Girl were swimming in the lake

They found a rubber dildo

they were f**king all day long

They even didn’t go to school

My dear near the fence

found a birch dildo

all the people sized it up

but it fitted to nobody

From the forest, from the mountains

the muzhik5 showed an axe

but not just simple showed

he tied it to the d**k

My dear and me were kissing

standing near the mound of earth6

pee

on his white felt boot7.

Hop, The p**sy and the a*s accreted

but it can’t be so! The space between should remain

And Manka’s8

hymen was ruptured

Sanka9 was f**ked in the a*s

after all they crap on the piano

it was a great time!

My dear and were f**king

it was a 40 C coldness

our asses covered by hoarfrost

but the d**k stood like a Santa Clause

On the Vogress bridge10

the church was robbed

the priest was f**ked in the a*s

and the bell was cropped on

I was doing blow job not far ago

to the Sergey Savych11

oh, it looked like sleek!

and tasted solty!

(REF 1:)

Hey-hop, there’s a green fence

girls f**ked the priest – this was according to his merits

(INTERLUDE)

Tomatoes, Tomatoes

tomatoes and vegetables

the p**ssy is riding a mare

and the d**k is driving an ambulance

I felt in love with HuyVeyBin12

I hung up his portrait

in the morning I checked it up

and d**k hanged, but bin wasn’t there!

My friend and me

were working on Diesel13

the’s jerk, and I’m jerk too

our heated goods van was f**king took away

I felt in love with the tractor driver

and as usual made a sex with him

then I was washing my tits for 3 weeks

and making pee pee with solar oil!

(REF 1:)

Hey-hop, there’s a green fence

girls f**ked the priest – this was according to his merits

(INTERLUDE)

My dear friend is telling to me by walkie-talkie:

I’m without combination like without monthly

1. collective farm2. Michurin is famous biologist and selectionist3. Here’s in English some words have different translation, and in Russian it is a reiteration of the same sounds4. Originally word ‘metro’ is used here in wrong grammatical form. This is the hint on the lack of education on the country side5. village man6. along the outer walls of a peasant's house7. traditional winter footwear in rural areas8. this is the girl’s name9. the guy’s name10. the name of the bridge11. this is the name of the man12. oh it’s hard to explain. This also wrong writing. From one side it is like HunVeiBins – red guards in China in 60s. And from the other side first ‘huy’ in Russian means d**k (penis). Some kind of casuistry13. I think it is about tractor on diesel engine