After the bar
I'm washing mascara that's too expensive
Off my face
This night
Didn't exactly go as planned
Didn't score, no success
Even though I was fabulous
I no longer want to be Carrie
And scream "Marry me"
At every damn corner
If this doesn't work out,
you won't get to raid my tutu
Who do I have to pay around here
For things to be less shitty
A young achiever
asked me at the bar counter
"Hey sweetie got light?"
I said go ask someone else
He answered you don't seem like your typical "No thank you" girl
If you call me a slut
I'll punch you in the face
And spend a night in police custody
I no longer want to be Carrie
And scream "Marry me"
At every damn corner
If this doesn't work out,
you won't get to raid my tutu
Who do I have to pay around here
For things to be less shitty
My mom once said
One cannot love
If you always keep the door
cracked open
But insecurity
aches me on the inside
Nothing is certain
And I don't even believe in karma
And we're all equally
Fucked up
I no longer want to be Carrie
And scream "Marry me"
At every damn corner
If this doesn't work out,
you won't get to raid my tutu
Who do I have to pay around here
For things to be less shitty