Well i was on a cruise ship out at sea
My fiance and me
The ship went down
Everybody drowned
And i was just glad the sea didn't swallow me
Well i was in distress
'cause my hair was such a mess
And so i washed up on a beach
9 hungry eyes was staring' down at me
I'm in the middle of a Cannibal Buffet
Im feeling well, they like me that way
So if you really wanna know what's eating me
It's the man-eaters on the coast of Barbary
Oh trouble was a-foot: they were eating mine
Toe-ing the party line
I was starting to feel
These guys are Heels
Truth be told these cannibals have got sole
Hey numb-skull look at me! I got a bone to pick with thee
You ain't Humorous! Stop Rib-bing me!
Have a spine! Bone up boy! Set me free!
I'm in the middle of a Cannibal Buffet
Im feeling well, they like me that way
So if you really wanna know what's eating me
It's the man-eaters on the coast of Barbary