I'm gonna write you a song
For every time I've missed you
I'm gonna fill your hard drive
Of songs with "I love you"
I'm gonna become famous so I sound on the radio
So you have to listen to me
I'm gonna write you on a message
That I can't float without you
I'm gonna send you all the letters
I was never able to before
Full of discount coupons
Of my non-expirable food
I'm gonna buy a ticket
Straight to the center of your heart
I'm gonna love you till death
Or till they kick us out of here
I'm gonna invite you to all my parties
Without you knowing they're in your honor
I'm even gonna tell my parents
I really like you
I'm gonna look for you every night
When they close the pub
I'm gonna get you a beer
So you stay for a bit longer
I'm gonna take you to my neoliberal cousin's wedding
I'm gonna get you white flowers
So you can paint them
I'm gonna laugh at your jokes
Even if you know they suck
[That they're] worse than all that shit
Talking about politics on TV
I'm gonna record you a nice album
Of love pop songs
I'm gonna ask you to marry me
Even if you may say no
But if you say no
If you say no
It'll be your worst mistake