Can't Handle This [Kanye Rant] [Spanish translation]

Can I say my shit?

Can I say my shit?

I've got lots of shit to say

I've got lots of shit to say

I can't fit my hand inside a Pringle can

I have a huge amount of trouble

Fitting my hand inside of a Pringle can

I can get my hand like four inches into the can

But then I have to tilt the can into my mouth

But then a bunch of crumbs have accumulated at the bottom of the can

So they all go spilling onto my face

What I'm trying to say is the diameter of Pringle cans is way too small

I'll say it again

The diameter of Pringle cans is way too small

Two radiuses of a Pringle can is way too small

If you feel me, put your hands up

Come on!

If you feel me, put your hands up

Look at all these hands that are way too big to fit inside of a Pringle can

Your hands are too big to fit inside a Pringle can

Your hands are too big to fit inside a Pringle can

You think you can, I know you can't, you think you can

Pringles!

Listen to the people, I am sure ninety percent of the complaint letters you get

Are about the width of your cans

Just make them wider

I've overdone the Pringles thing, sorry

I want to have a daughter

I want to have a daughter

So I can finally have someone around the house who can fit their hands

In the Pringle can

Yes, I'm still on the Pringle cans thing! Yeah!

I'll move on, alright?

But that is priority número uno

I don't go to the gym

Because I'm self-conscious about my body

But I'm self-conscious about my body cause I don't go to the gym

Irony can be painful

That's a Catch-22

Let's do this!

I went to Chipotle

I went to Chipotle

Got myself a chicken burrito

I went down the line and I got all these ingredients

And at the end of the line

The guy tried to wrap the burrito

But half of the shit inside the burrito spilled out

He still wrapped it

I was like, "Dude you should have warned me!

You're a burrito expert

You should have told me halfway through

'Hey, man. You might be reaching maximum burrito capacity here'"

Do you fucking think I want a messy burrito?

No one wants a messy burrito

The whole appeal of the burrito is that all of the ingredients are contained

Within the confines of the tortilla

I wouldn't have gotten half of the shit if I knew it wasn't gonna fit in the burrito! Alright? Look

I wouldn't have got the lettuce if I knew it wouldn't fit

I wouldn't have got the cheese if I knew it wouldn't fit

I wouldn't have got the peppers if I knew it wouldn't fit

I wouldn't have got

Half of it

Like, I'm okay with small mistakes

If you've got no more chicken, I'll take pork

But I'll blow my dad before I eat a burrito with a fork

I wouldn't have got the lettuce if I knew it wouldn't fit

I wouldn't have got the cheese if I knew it wouldn't fit

I wouldn't have got the peppers if I knew they wouldn't fit

Man, I wouldn't have got half of it, like

Half of it, like

Half of it, like

Half of it, like

Half of it right now

I think it's time I

Think it's time, I think that we break it down

Put the lotion in the basket

I can sit here and pretend

Like my biggest problems are

Pringle cans, and burritos

The truth is, my biggest problem's you

I want to please you

But I want to stay true to myself

I want to give you the night out that you deserve

But I want to say what I think

And not care what you think about it

A part of me loves you

Part of me hates you

Part of me needs you

Part of me fears you

And I don't think that I can handle this right now

Handle this right now

I don't think that I can handle this right now

I don't think that I can handle this right now

I don't think that I can handle this right now

I don't think that I can handle this right now

Look at them, they're just staring at me

Like, "come and watch the

Skinny kid with a steadily declining mental health

And laugh as he attempts

To give you what he cannot give himself"

I don't think that I can handle this right now

I don't think that I can handle this right now

They don't even know the half of this right now

They don't even know the half of it

But I know I'm not a doctor

I'm a pussy, I put on a silly show

So I should probably just shut up and do my job

So here I go

I wouldn't have got the lettuce if I knew it wouldn't fit

I wouldn't have got the cheese if I knew it wouldn't fit

I wouldn't have got the peppers if I knew they wouldn't fit

I wouldn't have got half

You can tell them anything if

You just make it funny, make it rhyme

And if they still don't understand you

Then you run it one more time

I don't think that I can handle this right now (Haa!)

I don't think that I can handle this right now (Hoo!)

If you think that I can handle this right now (Haa!)

Right now (Haa!)

Now

Handle this right

Handle this right

Handle this right now

Thank you, good night!

I hope you're happy