It was a nice morning
for Gina Pinard and Jay-Pee Labrosse
in their mustang on the 20
hand in hand for their honeymoon
Jay-Pee was really happy
because he knows well that when he puts in the efforts
he does things in big
he reserved at Camping st. Germaine
right when they arrived
in the middle of the country fest
there was a tombola
and some Paul Daraîche playing at max volume
they parked their caravan
on a spot close to the cafeteria
it wasn't a bad spot
because the almost didn't hear the highway
it's in the smell of fries
that they got themselves a quickie
in the bushes of camping st. Germaine
where time stopped in the 70's
here where people go to tan
in sandals and tummy naked
while listening to Elvis
comfortably leaned on their bumpers
with Laurentide in their cooler!
the next day Jay-Pee
wanted to impress his honey
''look at this'' he said
''I'll win ya the big teddy bear''
at the shotgun game
he got scammed by the stand owner
gosh he found himself stupid
a hundred bucks for a stupid little teddy
(yeah those damn stand owners, probably guys from Beauce Carnaval)
but he forgot about it
because during the night he had the occasion to gain his title back
by winning the championship
of the mayor's annual petanque tournament
but he failed
in final against a guy with grey-ish hair
he didn't have false teeth
and who was wearing a wolf shirt
but to comfort him
his pretty Gina took him with her...
in the bushes of camping st. Germaine
where time stopped in the 70's
here where people go to tan
in sandals and tummy naked
while listening to Elvis
on an old cassette tape
with some Laurentide Tablet!
but after some time
Gina started feeling low
when she saw that her lover
didn't care for her for a penny
he was always stuck
in his sandbags and horseshoe games
she's had enough
she told herself ''it's gonna be your time my Jean-Pierre''
so since she isn't bad looking
she started flirting with the big drummer
of the st-Sipoplette orchestra
who played that night for camper's Halloween
Jay-Pee who was boozing
with the guys from the ball team
he didn't see what was happening
when his beautiful went into the little forest
(goodnight she is gone!)
and at the end of the wilderness
we heard bing-bang
(bing bang bang bing ......)
in the bushes of camping st. Germaine
where it,s been raining for at least a week
all alone in his caravan
Jay-Pee finds it less fun
since he doesn't have news
from who he called his beautiful
that we saw leave incognito
in a Station Wagon painted with a roller
the hair in the wind
like Marilyn Monroe
with the guy without teeth
who had grey-ish hair
and a wolf shirt....
(Gina, wherever you are, I will wait for you, because I love you. Yours forever, your jean-Pierre)