Camelot lyrics

Camelot!, Camelot!, Camelot!

It's only a model.

Shhh!

Knights, I bid you welcome to your new home.

Let us ride to Camelot...

We're knights of the roundtable,

We dance whenever we're able,

We do routines,

And chorus scenes,

With footwork impeccable,

We dine well here in Camelot,

We eat ham, and jam, and spam a lot.

We're knights of the roundtable,

Our shows are more formidable,

But many times,

We're given rhymes,

That are not quite singable,

We're opera mad in Camelot,

We sing from the diaphragm a lot.

In war we're tough and able,

Quite indefatigable,

Between our quests,

We seem confessed,

To impersonate Clark Gable,

It's a busy life in Camelot,

I have to push the pram a lot.

Oh, on second thought let's not go to Camelot,

It is a silly place.

Right...