Oh howdy!
I'm Cletus, welcome to Heaven!
Guessin' there's something good to get here
And good people
Deserve to give loved ones special blessings
Does it make you want to cry
When your loved one has to die?
Does it hurt you through and through
When their faces turning blue?
Well luckily for you
There's something we can do
We can help keep them alive
So you could watch them thrive
Cause here at C-H-E R-U-B
We'll save your honey-bun from dying
Violently
Cause here at C-H-E R-U-B
No, we never even ask a fee
Because good people spread the love
And we're here from all above
We do the paperwork for you
And the heavy lifting too
So sit right back and let us bless a soul
For you
Oh we...
Are the C-H-E R-U-B