But right away we get a message from the Ministry of Man's Best Friend, let me introduce...the Ministry of Women
With a 100% sexist message, without guacamole
This is for you, ladies,
Whether the purists like it or not, the French language is still way too chauvinist, nothing has changed
A guy is a young lad, and a hussy is a whore
He who runs around is a runner, and she who runs around is a whore
He who drives drives a bus, and she who drives is a whore
He who trains is a trainer, and she who trains, well, she's a whore
A ladies' man is a lover, and a men's lady is a whore
A dog is a four-legged animal, a bitch is a whore
A pig is a dirty guy, a sow is a whore
A bastard is a mean guy, and a slut, well, it's a whore
He who lights things up lights gas up, she who lights men up is a whore
He who gives out massages is a physiotherapist, she who gives out massages is a whore
A master is a school teacher, and a mistress is a whore
An easy-going guy is a nice lad, an easy women, well, she's a whore
He who calculates is a schemer, she who calculates is a whore
The male druggie is a junkie, the female druggie is a whore
A 'beach' is a volleyball game on the beach, a 'bitch' is a whore
An Hilton is an hotel, and Paris Hilton, well, she's a whore