Burn Down The Trailer Park lyrics

I borrowed some money I sold my car

I put an airstream trailer up on blocks

That satellite dish was my first mistake

She started watchin' Oprah Winfrey and Rikki Lake

She cut me down to once a week

At supper time there wasn't nothin' to eat

I was paranoid and scared to death

She came home with Aqua Velva on her breath

Burn down the trailer park

Shoot the pink flamingos out in the yard

I can't live here since you broke my heart

I'm gonna burn down the trailer park

She hired the neighbor's son to cut our grass

She gave him cold ice tea and a piece of pie

My landlord came while I was out of town

Our pipes got fixed and the rent went down

We fell asleep with the late show on

Now it's thee a.m. I wake up and she's gone

I've got a strong suspicion she's at it again

And since I don't know which trailer she's in

I'm gonna burn down the trailer park...

[guitar]

Jenny Jones don't understand Geraldo don't understand

Maury Povich sure don't understand

I've got a can of gas and I'm a dangerous man

I'm gonna burn down the trailer park...