Way down yonder by the forks of the branch
The old sow whistled and the little pigs danced
Burma Shave, Burma Burma Burma Shave
I bet I've seen a million rows
Of them little red poles and its signs up and down the line
Come on, come on, one more time
Yonder goes Willie, he's passing on a hill
He don't dress nice, but he drives fit to kill
Burma Shave, Burma Burma Burma Shave
I bet I've seen a million rows
Of them little red poles and its signs up and down the line
Giddy up, Giddy up, tally ho!
Well my pappy ain't smart
He ain't good at quizzin'
But one thing he knows is how to keep em' all hissin'
Burma Shave, Burma Burma Burma Shave
I bet I've seen a million rows
Of them little red poles and its signs up and down the line
Come on, come on, one more time
Roses are red, and violets are blue
You chase me and so will I
Burma Shave, Burma Burma Burma Shave
I bet I've seen a million rows
Of them little red poles and its signs up and down the line
Come on, come on, uh-uh