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Bromance…
Bro-o-omance…
It’s like Eminem and Dr. Dre:2
if I loved you more I might be gay.
And when I’m feeling down
you know just what to say.
You my homie; yeah, you know me.
And if you ever need a wingman
I’d let any girl blow me off.
’Cause you’re more important than the rest,
I confess, I’m a mess
If I’m not hanging with my BFF.
You know it’s true, you my male boo.
Now sing the chorus with me if you’re feeling the same way too.
Bromance, nothing really gay about it
- not that there’s anything wrong with being gay.
Bromance, you shouldn’t be ashamed or hide it.
I love you in the most heterosexual way.
Hold me… to a promise that I’ll be
the kind of the friend that, in the end,
will always keep you company;
’cause when the world gets tough
and times get hard
I will always love you, I’ll be your bodyguard;
’cause you’re my bestie, and if you test me
I’ll prove it time and time again,
I got your back until the end.
A brotha from anotha motha,
never knew how much I loved ya
till I started singing this song. Huh.
Bromance, nothing really gay about it
- not that there’s anything wrong with being gay.
Bromance, you shouldn’t be ashamed or hide it.
I love you in the most heterosexual way.
And now that I told you how I feel,
I hope you feel the same way too.
But if you don’t, this song was just a joke.
But if you do - I love you.
Bromance, nothing really gay about it
- not that there’s anything wrong with being gay.
Bromance, you shouldn’t be ashamed or hide it.
I love you in the most heterosexual way.
I love you bro.
1. bromance (bro + romance) = love/affection between male best friends, with no sexual connotation.2. Dr. Dre produced many of Eminem’s songs, right from the beginning of the rapper’s career, contributing to his rise to success. Dr. Dre and Eminem are friends and often collaborate.