Dear Queen and our King
Come here and represent
Because out here in the cold at our town square there's adolescents and more
We don't have anywhere to live
Tell me, is there space left at your castle?
Because we wouldn't say no to a room
Represent the people
Can my friend Jonny come too?
He couldn't pay the rent
Because here in town, as you may know
The rents are really expensive
Yeah, he sits at the town sqaure
Yeah, where's your horse and carriage
Yeah, can you come fetch him?
That'd be swell
I fill in a housing application
Fill in a housing application
Dear Queen and our King
This is love, not hate
It's just a matter of me being really fucking desperate
To get an apartment
Dear Queen and our King
Tell me, do you have space left at your castle?
The kids wanna play there
Play Fort Boyard*
The kids' farm houses here in town
Are crammed full with cars
Can they come play there?
Treat them to food and rent
"There's no daycare places left"
Yes, that's what the staff says
Maybe his majesty
Wouldn't be opposed to watching the kids?
I fill in a housing application
Fill in a housing application
Dear Queen and our King
This is love, not hate
It's just a matter of me being really fucking desperate
To get an apartment
At the nursing home where Miss Tilda lives
The staff is sparse
Tell me, do you have space left at your castle
That Miss Tilda can have
Dear you obident, yeah maybe this might work out
You've got lots of staff at your castle after all
Dear Queen and our King
Come and inspect this place
Your fully** faithful people
That you represent
I fill in a housing application
Fill in a housing application
Dear Queen and our King
This is love, not hate
It's just a matter of me being really fucking desperate
To get an apartment
Dear Queen and our King
This is love, not hate
It's just a matter of me being really fucking desperate
To get an apartment